Top Ten Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
7. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
6. "The coffee machine is broken..."
5. "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
4. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
3. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
2. "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."