Top Ten Ways to decide the next president
10. Dip for it.
9. Get the two finalists on a special edition of "Ready, Steady, Cook"
8. Share the job. Can't we all just get along?
7. Rochambeau for it (South Park fans know the deal)
6. Stare-out competition.
5. Freestyle MC battle : "On the street they call me Mr George Dub, girls get freaky when I come in the club..."
4. Limbo dancing contest. Tell me you wouldn't pay to see this.
3. Good old-fashioned duel. It's hard to win an election when you're dead :o)
2. Tekken 3 tournament - and I'd whip all their asses.
1. Just have Ralph Nader, he's the only one not bitching about the results...