Top Ten films not to watch if under the influence
10. From Dusk 'til Dawn : Haven't seen this one myself, but I'm told the context switch halfway through is a nightmare if you're smoked out.
9. Seven
8. Saviour Of The Soul : Hong Kong action/fantasy/? film - and the English subtitles are pretty screwed too.
7. Akira : Starts off pretty normal but ends up getting crazy and wild
6. Fist Of The Northstar : The 2 hour film is basically the highlights of 6 hours worth of TV series. Confusing enough for the most sober movie viewer, but after a hard weekend, you might as well just forget it...
5. Friday : You'll laugh at the wrong times. Have a smoke after the film instead ;o)
4. Pulp Fiction : That cut and paste style is guaranteed to have the lager boys scratching their heads.
3. The Matrix : Even Neo didn't understand what was going on for a while, and he was in the film!
2. Total Recall : Tell me you got all of that the first time round.
1. 12 Monkeys : But don't watch it anyway, it's wack wack wack!
Writer's note: I don't actually drink or do drugs, but I am reliably informed that these results are legit :o)