Top Ten things to do in exam you know you are going to fail
10. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
9. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
8. Write "F=ma" as every answer (esp. useful in Physics exam)
7. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
6. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. (Some people do this and still pass)
5. Try to get people in the room to do a Mexican wave.
4. Draw a picture.
3. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
2. Bring things to throw at the invigilator when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
1. Die.