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Traditional 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens,
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings,
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens,
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking,
seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings.
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing,
eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens,
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

The Twelve Days of Bikers Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
The Harley FLH of my dreams
Two pair of chaps
Three leather jackets
Four quarts of oil
Five cans of chrome polish
Six Toy Runs Pins
Seven tanks of gas
Nine new tattoo's
Ten complete details
Eleven pair of goggles
Twelve months of Ladies in The Wind

The Twelve Days of Christmas Texas Style

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A 10 gallon cowboy hat
Two Nacona Boots
Three cans of dip
Four Shotgun Shells
Five huntin' dawgs
Six bucking bronco's
Seven Lasso's roping
Eight two-step dances
Nine fiddlers fiddlin'
Ten Joh Deere tractors
Eleven tumble weeds
Twelve head of cattle

The Twelve Days of Christmas Fast Food

On the first day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
Two Happy Meals,
Three Biggie Fries,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Five onion rings,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Eight bowls of chili,
Nine Polish hot dogs,
Ten baked potatoes,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Twelve bottles of Pepto.

The 12 Computerized days of Xmas

On the Twelfth day of Christmas,my computer gave to me
Twelve blown-out circuits
Eleven damaged diskettes
Ten disk-drive lockouts
Nine burnt-out fuses
Eight worthless printouts
Seven system resets
Six I/O spasms
Five Blank Cassettes
Four garbled SAVEs
Three loose plugs
Two keyboard bounces
And a glitch on the video screen.

The Computer's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve plotters plotting,
Eleven printers grinding,
Ten punches jamming,
Nine nixies blinking,
Eight drums a-spinning,
Seven screens a-scrolling,
Six mice a-clicking,
Five write rings,
Four coding sheets,
Three punch cards,
Two paper tapes,
And a cartridge in a P.C.

My Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the twelve days of Christmas, my true love said to me
"I'm glad we bought fresh turkey, and a proper Christmas tree".

On the second day of Christmas, much laughter could be heard
As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird.

The third day, we entertained the people from next door
The turkey tasted just as good as the day before.

Day four, relations came to stay, poor Gran is looking old
We finished up the Christmas pud and ate the turkey cold.

On the fifth day of Christmas, outside the snowflakes flurried
But we were nice and warm inside, for we ate the turkey curried.

The sixth day I must admit the Christmas spirit died,
The children fought and bickered, we ate turkey rissoles, fried.

The seventh day of Christmas, my true love did wince
When we sat down at the table, and was offered turkey mince.

Day eight and nerves were getting frayed - the dog had run for shelter
I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of alka-seltzer.

On day nine, the cat left home, by lunch time Dad was blotto
(He said he had to have a drink, to face turkey risotto)

The tenth day the booze had gone - except for our home made brew
As if that wasn't bad enough, we suffered turkey stew.

The eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting
The mince pies were as hard as rock, and the turkey was revolting.

The twelfth day my true love had a smile upon his lips,
The guests had gone - the turkey too - and we had fish and chips!

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