Motorcycles Good
Men Bad
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A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
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Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
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Motorcycles last longer.
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Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
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Motorcycles don't have parents.
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Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
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You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
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Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
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You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
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If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
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Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
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When riding,
you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
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One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
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Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
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Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
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If your motorcycle has high mileage,
you can just get a new one.
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Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
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If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
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If your motorcycle is misaligned,
you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
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You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
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You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
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You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
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Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
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You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
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Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle
after you dump it.
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Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
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Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
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Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
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Motorcycles don't make you late.
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You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
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Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
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If your motorcycle doesn't look good,
you can paint it or get better parts.
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You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
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Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
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Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
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Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
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Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
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Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
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Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
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In the morning,
your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
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You can turn the petcock off.
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Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
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If your motorcycle can't fire up,
you can just replace the battery.
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You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
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Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
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If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
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Your motorcycle is always the right size because
if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
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You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
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Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
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Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
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Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
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You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
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Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
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If baldness occurs,
you can replace the tires.
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Motorcycles don't snore.
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