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Einstein is at the Pearly Gates, and a man comes up to heaven. Einstein asks the man what his IQ is. The man replies, "180" "WOW" says Einstein, "We can discuss Fission and the Atomic Bomb!"
A second man comes up to heaven and Einstein asks him his IQ. The man replies "150" "Oh, we can talk about politics, and the governing laws of foreign nations."
A third man comes up to the Pearly Gates, and Einstein again asks the man his IQ. He replies, "UHHH, I think its about 40." Einstein says, "Oh, we can talk about the Vikings."
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ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS
1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
2. Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remeber in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
10.This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
11.The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
12.Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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