GENERAL INFO: Chris sells "computer parts". He is also a cracker. He likes to play drums!!!! Alot!!!! When he's not playing drums, he sits motionless with a vacant stare on his face, gazing into a cloud of smoke. His personal hygeine has been described as "non-existant".

FAVORITE BAND: STARCASTLE

FAVORITE MOVIE: Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid

FAVORITE TV SHOW: What's Happenin' Now

PET PEEVES: poorly designed webpages.

TURN-ONS: long walks (off short piers).

HOBBIES: getting kicked out of studios and practice spaces, kicking ass in general.

FAVORITE WEBSITES: Electric Poles Shrine