1. What brand of toothpaste do you use? Colgate
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or seperate? Both
3. What Brands? Vidal Sassoon or Pantene
4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular? Mint
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ? Pull em' up
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? Fold
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? No
8. Favorite color? Red
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? Sandals
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Bananas
11. Lefty or righty? Lefty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half full
13. Bleh or blah? Blah
14. What do you like about yourself? My eyebrows
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? I have some and he's eating a christmas tree
16. Do you sing in the shower? No
17. Do you talk to your pet? I don't have one
18. Do you talk to yourself? Sometimes
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist/doctor/etc? No
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? No
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? No
22. Do you have 11 toes? Know anyone who does? No
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? Hmm..I haven't used one
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Maybe
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? yes
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Neither
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? No
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a member of the opposite sex? Yes
29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Too many choices
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? Yes
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? Probably not
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Yes
33. How do you take mascara off? Using soap and water
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? No
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? Measure around
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss? Yes
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? (BL) Gummi swttarts
38. M&Ms or Skittles? M&M's!!!
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? (BL) Sometimes
40. What is 1 + 1 ? 2
41. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas or Halloween
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman RuPaul
43. How old are you? MYOB
44. How old do you WANT to be? hm...21 sounds good
45. Where do you want to live? London or Boston
46. Where do you want to go? New Hampshire
47. Who do you want to meet? Noah Wyle
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Not really
49. Does pine-sol smell good? I don't think so
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Chicken, cheddar cheese, and jalepenos or mushroom and onion
51. Do you like toast? no
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? i did this year
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? No
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yes
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? yes
56. Clear or colored? Clear?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint? Mint
58. Where is your hand right NOW? On the keyboard
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?
60. Okay or O'tay? Left pinky
61. French poodle or french kiss? French kiss
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? no
63. If not, how big are they REALLY? 2 ft. by 4 ft
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? no
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yes
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? No
69. What do you think of Smurfette? There really is one?
70. What is your favorite book? To Kill A Mockingbird, The Jungle, and I Know This Much is True
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? LIke fun
72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon
73. Crab or Lobster? crab
74. What sounds better: up or down? Up
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Keyboard
77. Describe the best day of your life. Day I made Drill Team
78. Broom or mop? Broom
79. What is your favorite word? Beezelbub or Zimbabwe
80. Did you cry when you watched Titanic? Did you even like it? No it's a stupid movie, and wasn't really as good as everyone said.
81. What is your full name? NOYB
82. What do you wish your name was? I dunno
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Pantella
85. Are your feet the same size? I think so
86. Cassettes or CDs? CD's
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"; a tradition in your home? No
88. What are your Christmas traditions? GO to bed real late
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Tear
90. Which singer do you most dislike? Celine Dion or Mariah Carey
91. Do you like onions? Yes
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Cosmic Bullet or Smeer
93. Have you ever worn a dress or a tie? Yes
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yes
95. Frogs or toads? Frogs
96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11? No
97. 8 or 3? 8
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? A while
99. Do you make collages? Yes
100. What was the last concert you attended? Aerosmith
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? No
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? I can't remember
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Yes
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? If not, what? It's a stupid name
106. What about your daughter? I DON"T think so
107. Most recent CD added to your collection? Fiona Apple
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. Dont' wanna
109. Do you read tabloids? sometimes
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? no
111. Do you like cotton candy? No
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Yes
113. What college are you planning on attending? Hampshire, NYU, Harvard's always good too
114. Favorite food? Hm...i love crabs
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Pay off all bills then have some fun
116. Who is your favorite author? Wally LAmb and Epicetus
117. How often do you read? Everyday
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? Apple
119. Pepsi or Coke? Neither
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? chocolate
121. Favorite movie? 10 Things I Hate About You
122. Favorite Actor? Noah Wyle
123. Favorite Actress? Don't have one
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Rice Chex
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Thigh
126. Do you shave your legs? Yes
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight
128. Hope or Billy? Hope
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q-tip
130. What is your favorite book? Already answered that
131. Fast or slow? depends on what it is
132. Hard or soft? depends again
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Yogurt
134. Spoon or fork? Fork
135. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday
136. Fling or flick? Fling
137. What was the last movie you cried watching? Um..?
138. Look to your left, what do you see? A wall
139. Look to your right, what do you see? A window
140. Who is at your house right now? Me
141. Are your legs crossed right now? no
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? no
143. Favorite song? Come Together By Aerosmith or November Rain By Gun's And Roses
144. Boxers or briefs? Boxer
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? neither
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit
147. Do you like to fish? yes
148. Is your grandpa cool?
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? No
150. Do you snore? No
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Like mint chewing gum
152. If you were of the opposite sex, what would your name be? ?
153. What color was the dress you wore to the last school dance you attended? Cranberry
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Lick
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--? No
156. What is your favorite comic? Bizarro
157. Acting class or class act? Acting class
158. Upside-down or downside-up? Upside down
159. What's up? nothing
160. What does "growl tiger" make you think of? a tiger
161. What does this fghewotiy094';fd make you think of? nonsense
162. Blondes or brunettes? Just depends
163. Push or pull? Push
164. If a door says pull, do you push anyway? No
165. Do you even read those door things? No
166. Do spiders scare you? Kinda
167. What does scare you? Spiders
168. What was your prom theme this year? didn't have one
169. What was your first word? Mom
170. What was your first phrase? ?
171. What can you not pronounce? Preferably
172. What is on top of your computer? Nothing
173. Is your phone ringing? No
174. What's your phone number? 911
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? no
176. What do you want a college degree in? Psychology, Medicine, Foreign Studies, or Art and Design
177. WalMart of Kmart? Target
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 25 maybe
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? alot
181. What clubs do you participate in during school? MADD, Spanish Club, and HFH
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Yes
183. Are they flat? No
184. Can you do a hand-stand? Yes
185. Front or back? Both
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 438
187. Are you on fire right now? No
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? 10000000000:1
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper? Dr. Pepper
191. Bambi or Thumper? Thumper
192. What kind of volunteer work do you do? Library and hospital
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? No
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? No
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Yes
196. Can you count how many questions are left? yes
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? No
198. 5+7+8-1234569/555x3=? Right
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? 0
200. Have you ever met any famous people? Yes
201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Czechoslovakia
202. Can you burp whenever you want? No
203. What is the best pick-up line that you've heard? Umm..can't think of it
204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've heard? Do you wash your clothes in Windex because I can see myself in your pants
205. When you sit are you actually standing? No
206. Spit or swallow? Swallow
207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me? Go
208. Which actor do you most dislike? Johnny Depp
209. How old were you when you were 12? 12
210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat? On a bad? 0 either way
211. Which actress do you most dislike? Bette Midler
212. X-Men or Power Rangers? Neither
213. Go into a crouded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens? didn't do it
214. Best gift you've ever received? I dunno
215. Pizza or squid? Pizza
216. Love or war? Love
217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?
218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why? February 14 1999 it sucked
219. Shake or stir? shake
220. Pen or pencil? Pen
221. On or off? On
222. Ribbit or croak? Ribbit
223. Comb or brush? Brush
224. Sitting: indian-style or on your knees. Indian
225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe? Bangs
226. How long are yours? I don't have ne
227. Describe your haircut? a little bit below shoulder and layered
228. Will you please send me your picture? if u want
229. A large group of friends or a best friend? large group but best friend is good too
230. Nick or Shawn? Shawn
231. Lori or Kim? Kim
232. Laurie or Lori? Lori
233. Chris or Kris? Chris
234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met? Patrick
235. Why? he is
236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met? i dunno
237. Why?
238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild? wild
239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry? all i guess
240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? rad?
241. Wind, water, or fire? Water
242. Earth or sky? Earth
243. Iced or hot? Iced
244. Mocha or regular? Mocha
245. Would you like fries with that? No
246. Single or double? Double
247. Mild or hot sauce? Hot
248. What do you think about guns? BAD BAD BAD
249. What color is your hand? peach
250. Do you like being called nice? yes
251. Are you right-faced? i'm not 2 faced
252. If you were a frog would you eat flies? yes
253. Do you eat flies already? no
254. If you were a cat would you eat rats? no
255. Do you have a pet rat? no
256. Name your pets. Nada
257. Do you love your pets? No
258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period? Exclamation
259. Do you love me? Yes
260. VHS or hi-8? Hi-8
261. What is better: sand or dirt? sand
262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels? walks on the beach with sand flying at you
263. Are you scared of small animals? no
264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore? Simon
265. Leave-in or Rinse-out? Rinse-out
266. Straight, waves, or curls? Curls sometimes straight
267. Who is your favorite power ranger? don't have one
268. Who is your favorite smurf? that girl
269. Who is your favorite GI Joe? i didn't know there were more than one
270. Where do you and your family travel most often? california
271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie? No idea
272. Did you watched Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little? Yes
273. Do you find time to watch Pee Wee's Playhouse on the Fox Family Channel?? Sometimes
274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 845
275. Will the world ever know? No
276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out? No
277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl? Eeyore or Tigger
278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets? cartoon
279. Have you ever been to Disneyland? Yes
280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld? Yes
281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again? I guess
282. Have you ever been out of the country? Yes
283. If so, where? Canada Mexico and Europe
284. Do you like where you live? No
285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun? No
286. Count your fingers. How many do you have? 10
287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished? Too many
288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught? Yes
289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety? Tweety
290. Is your room messy right now? No
291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now? 10
292. Are you sure you counted correctly? Yes
293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail? No
294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character? No
295. What is your favorite TV show? ER
296. Who is your favorite cartoon character? Curious George
297. Who is your favorite TV character? ?
298. What is your favorite awards show? MTV Video M
299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day? I dunno
300. If so, for what? If no, why not? Need to go something
301. What was the last certificate/award you got for? Winning the District NAt'l Geo. Bee
302. Are you obsessed with sports? No
303. What is your favorite sport? Dancing if that counts
304. Do you watch or play that sport? Yes
305. What is your favorite basketball team? Orlando Magic
306. What is your favorite baseball team? California Angels
307. What is your favorite hockey team? dallas stars
308. What is your favorite football team? don't have one
309. Favorite players? dont' have any
310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV? The home shopping channel
311. Do you watch golf? Sometimes
312. Who is your favorite golfer? Tiger Woods
313. On your favorite tv show, who is your favorite character? Why?
314. What are you the King/Queen of? coffee
315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpsons? No
316. What is the bartenders name? i dunnp
317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name? Apu
318. Who is the police chief? No clue
319. What is your school called? Creekview
320. What grade are you in?
321. What are your school colors? Red Black and White
322. What is your school mascot? Mustangs
323. How many people go to your school? 1800 or so
324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot? Yes
325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they wear?Umm..I forgot the name... A mustang suit
326. How many teachers do you have? 9
327. What is your favorite subject? Spanish or Art
328. Why? I like them
329. What is your worst subject? Geometry Honors
330. Why? It sucks
331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn't? I dunno
332. What do you wish you hadn't done? A lot
333. What do you wish for? Lots of things
334. What are your goals? Go to a good college and be happy
335. What do you plan to be? A doctor teacher or designer of some sort
336. Do you know who Red Butler is? No
337. Did middle school suck? Kinda
338. Did elementary school suck? Yes
339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?) No
340. What was the last book that you were required to read? All quiet On the Western Front
341. How many did you wish go to your school? 1000
342. Do you hate anyone? No
343. Do you love anyone? Yes
344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't? Yes
345. Do you read your horoscope? No
346. Do you believe in that stuff? No
347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup? Fudge Syrup
348. Have any snow globes? Yes
349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them? No
350. Have you ever found someone's wallet? No
351. Did you give it back?
352. What is the most money you've ever found at once? 20 bucks
353. Who is your favorite model? Don't have one
354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier? No
355. Do you want to be a model? No
356. Can you walk the runway? Yes
357. Have you ever pretended you could? No
358. Are you too sexy for your clothes? No
359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time? If so, what happened? No
360. Do you read other people's mail? No
361. Are you Curious George? No
362. Do you like monkeys? YES
363. Do you look like a monkey? No
364. Are yawns contagious? Yes
365. Does yawning turn you on? No
366. Do you like Alanis Morissette? Yes
367. Do you think she is pretty? No
368. Do you think she is a good singer? Yes
369. What type of fetishes do you have? None
370. Do you wear socks on in bed? No
371. Do socks turn you on? No
372. What do your weirdest socks look like? Tie Dyed
373. Do your socks have holes in them? No
374. Do you want a Volkswagon? Not really
375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don't make now? ?
376. Do your socks smell? No
377. Do you smell? Good
378. What do you smell like? Raspberry
379. Will what you smell like make me puke? No
380. What cologne do your wear? None
381. Or do you wear perfume? Tommy Girl Candies and Ralph Lauren Sport 4 Women
382. Does it smell better or worse than you? Better I guess
383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be? one
384. Do you wish you were a woman? I am one
385. So what's your foot doing right now? falling asleep
386. Look up, what's there? a celing
387. Do you have cable? yes
388. Do you have extended-cable? no
389. Do you think the word "hyperness" sounds cool? no
390. Do you have caller-ID? no
391. Do you have call-waiting? yes
392. Do you have 2 phone lines? yes
393. Do you think the phone company rips you off? no
394. Do you like your mom?
395. Do you like your dad?
396. Do you like your siblings? sometimes
397. Now that you've been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ? yes
398. Do you have to use the bathroom now? no
399. When was the last time you did? 2 or 3 hours ago
400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom? girl
401. Are you the God of Kinkiness? no
402. What is your bathroom's color theme? cranberry yellow and dark green
403. What room are you in now? The dining room
404. What color shows up there the most? An ugly pinnkish colour
405. Do you know who Keroppi is? Yes
406. Do you know what Sanrio is? Yes
407. Can you wink with either eye? Yes
408. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
409. Do you have a chin-cleft? No
410. Do you like MTV? Yes
411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead? No
412. Are you double-jointed? Yes
413. When was the last time you went to a picnic? In august
414. Do you like parks? Sometimes
415. Do you like hiking? Yes
416. Do you like kids? Yes
417. Are you a kid? Kinda
418. Do you want kids? Yes
419. Do you want kids now? No
420. How many kids do you want? 9 or 10
421. Do you want to be a single parent? Not really
422. Are you going Easter egg hunting? No
423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself? No
424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised? No
425. Do you like your memories? Some yes some no
426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something No interesting?
427. If so, what? If no, start digging!
428. Did you know my phone just rang again? No
429. Now is yours ringing? No
430. What is your favorite radio station? 94.5
431. Do you know what a jingle is? Yes
432. Does your radio station have one? Yes
433. Have you memorized all their commercials? No
434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music? No
435. What kind of music do they play? Alternative
436. Are you hungry right now? Yes
437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area? Most
438. Do you not even care? Yes
439. When were you the most surprised last/ever? i dunno
440. Why? What happened? ?
441. What is your favorite elective? Art
442. Do you like it or hate it when people call? it's ok
443. Are you psychic? yes
444. Are you psycho? no
445. Do you like Beck? he's ok
446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone? no
447. Do you want to be a DJ? no
448. Are you a DJ? no
449. Do you know "where it's at?" yes
450. Where do you want to be right now? not here
451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now? no
452. Do you like school? it's ok
453. Do you bathe daily? yes
454. Weekly? like on a weekly basis only?
455. Monthly? notl ike on a monthly basis ugh that'd be nasty
456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? stretch
457. Do you like waking up? yes
458. Are you a morning person? yes
459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked? maybe
460. Do you do it yourself? yes
461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin? no
462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior? no
463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny? no
464. What about the Tooth Fairy? no
465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap? no
466. When was the last time you did? 6 or 7 yrs ago
467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty? no
468. Do you have a Ken doll? no
469. Do you like him? no
470. Do you want Barbie? no
471. Do you still play with GI Joes? no
472. Are transformers cool? no
473. Do you love A Christmas Story? no
474. Is it time to slam down? yes
475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick? yes
476. Do you like glue? no
477. What is your favorite recreational sport? i dunno
478. Do you have a car? no i wish i did
479. What kind?
480. What kind of car do you want? An explorer
481. Have you ever swam in the Nile River? no
482. Do you have a thing for alligators? no
483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man? neither
484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog? neither
485. What is the plural form of "swan?" swans
486. Do you like geese? no
487. Do you like hot dogs? not really
488. What about hamburgers? nope
489. Ketchup, mayo, or mustard? all
490. What is your favorite letter? J
491. Cup or glass? glass
492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt? no idea
493. Are your feet cold right now? no
494. Do you believe in aliens? i dunno
495. Have you ever seen a UFO? no
496. What is your newspaper called? THe Dallas Morning News
497. Do you enjoy work? Sometimes
498. Do you consider yourself smart? Kinda
499. Do you like your ears? No
500. Do you know what? all these questions are done yahoo