1. See how long you can hold your breath
2. Make noises
3. Order pizzas for all your friends to be delivered unexpectedly to their homes.
4. Try to play a cassette in your CD player.
5. Watch yourself grow old and cynical
6. Stick marshmallows between your buttocks and see how far you can walk without dropping them.
7. Volunteer for the Ontarion
8. Lick your hand and see the spit evaporate.
9. Cover the toilet seat with plastic wrap.
10. Push your eyeballs in for an interesting light show.
11. Spray clear glue in your neighbour's doorlock.
12. Eat Dirt
13. Make a list of 50 Things to do when you are bored
14. Read a magazine upside down.
15. Glue your roommates dress shoes to the floor.
16. Unplug all the TVs in your residence, from the back.
17. Glue pages of your roommates textbooks together (har har har)
18. Drive your car downtown, backwards.
19. Try not to think about polar bears.
20. Call an insurance company and try to insure gold plated condoms.
21. Sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle.
22. Put your roommates hand in warm water while they are asleep and watch what happens.
23. Order taxis for all your friends that aren't going out.
24. Smoke Crack
25. Watch all of the other bored people in Guelph
26. Contemplate the Fountain of Heterosexuality in St. Georges Square
27. Play with yourself
28. Wash a tree.
29. Pretend you are Xena the Warrior Princess
30. Become an expert on something nobody cares about
31. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
32. Paint your windows.
33. Stand on your head.
34. Stand on someone else's head.
35. Watch processed cheese
36. Hot wax the bottom of your roommates dress shoes.
37. Watch every Twin Peaks and Sanford & Sons episode you can get yer hands on
38. Play solitaire...for cash.
39. Go from door to door and beg for friends (i.e. get a life)
40. Be really really annoying to anybody handy
41. Drive the speed limit...in your garage
42. Put legwarmers on all your furniture
43. Study
44. Count to a million...fast
45. Play tiddly winks...go for blood!
46. Translate Shakespeare into English.
47. Have your car painted plaid.
48. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
49. Send the prime minister an alarm clock...wind it up first.
50. Make another list of things to do when you are bored.
