Throughout the centuries, mothers have given their children plenty of advice. Here's a small sampling:
Paul Revere's Mother: I don't care where you think you have to go young man, midnight is past your curfew!
Mona Lisa's Mother: After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?!
Michaelangelo's Mother: Mike, can't you paint on the walls like other children? Do you know how hard it is to get paint of the ceiling?
Abe Lincoln's Mother: Again, with the stovepipe hat, why can't you ust wear a baseball cap like all the other boys?
Barney's Mom: I realize strained pluns are you favorite, but you're starting to look a little purple.
