--Unknown--
--Ralph Waldo Emerson--
--Henri Bergson
--Robert Frost--
Although there are dozens of religious denominations in this country,
many cannot people cannot find a religion that suits them.
--Unknown--
--Fiorello La Guardia--
Aspirin in a miracle drug, a years supply usually disappears within 3 days.
--Unknown--
--Heyward Brown--
I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.
--Bernard Shaw--
making your own worth collecting.
--Bernard Shaw--
--Ralph Waldo Emerson--
--Ralph Waldo Emerson--
A house without books is a room without windows.
--Horace Mann--
--Henry David Thoreau--
--Anonymus--
--John Van Druten--
Do employees at a tea factory get a coffee break?
--Unknown--
--Unknown--
--Unknown--
People who insist on drinking before driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.
--Unknown--
--Ralph Waldo Emerson--
--Oliver Herford--
--DeGaulle--
--Unknown--
--Robert Frost--
--Montaigne--
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
--Will Rogers--
When money talks nobody notices what grammar it uses. --Unknown--
--Mencken--
The way actors play Ophelia, it is easy to see why she should go drown herself.
--Anonymus--
--Clarence Darrow--
We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.
--Bernard Shaw--
History is always written wrong so it needs to be rewritten.
--Santayana-
History repeats itself, I just wish it would do so at longer intervals.
--Unknown--
--Mark Twain--
--Unknown--
homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.
--Robert Frost--
The majority of people display their individuality on what kind of fool they become.
--Ed Howe--
it's an "sociological study."
--Adlai Stevenson--
--Unknown--
--Mistinguette--
in 30 hours, French in 30 days, and german in 30 years.
--Mark Twain--
I often wished that there would be a language in which it were impossible to tell a lie.
--G.C. Lichtenburg--
--Henry David Thoreau--
Never lend books-nobody returns them; the only books I have in my library are the ones
people lent to me.
--Anatole France--
--Mrs. Patrick Campbell--
The Londoner who saves up for a rainy day must be kept very busy.
--Unknown--
When it looks as if a Londoner has a suntan. it's probably just rust.
--Unknown--
--Augustus de Morgan--
In mathematics, fractions speak louder than words.
--Unknown--
--Emerson--
If nature is so wonderful, why didn't she make mosquitoes vegetarian?
--Unknown--
--Don Herold--
--Bernard Shaw--
--Debussy--
Nobody really sings in an opera, they just make loud noises.
--Galli Curci--
has a quarter.
--Will Rogers--
Paris is where the American tourist speaks French, and then explains it in English.
--Anonymus--
--Picasso--
I don't own any of my own paintings because a Picasso original costs several thousand dollars,
that's a luxury I can't afford.
--Picasso--
--Goncourt--
Both T.S. Eliot and I like to play, but I like to play euchre, while he likes to play Eucharist.
--Robert Frost--
A poet more than 30 years old is simply a child overgrown.
--Mencken--
--La Rochefoucauld--
When I feel physically like the top of my head were taken off, that is poetry.
--Emily Dickinson--
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
--Frost--
--Frost--
--Issac D'Israeli--
I quote others in order to better express myself.
--Montaigne--
--Voltaire--
--Twain--
--Calvin Coolidge--
--Robert Frost--
Shakespeare never had more than 6 lines together without a fault.
--Samuel Johnson--
--Goethe--
--Voltaire--
Poetry is what translation lost.
--Frost--
--John Brown--
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
--Will Rogers--
--Unknown-
A vegetarian only eats oysters in months that have an x in their spelling.
--Unknown--
--E.B. White--
I have simply tried to write the best I can; sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can.
--Hemingway--
--Joubert--
In youth we run into difficulties, in old age, difficulties run into us.
--Josh Billings--
--Oliver Herford--
Your body temperature is it's lowest at 4 am.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, silver, or orange.
The word rhythms is the longest word in the English language without any vowels.
Mark Twain, Samuel Clements pseudonym is an acronym. Twain stood for "Tools Without An Interesting Name."
In France it's illegal to sell an ET doll because selling dolls without human faces is illegal.
The longest word in the English language is pnuemonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconosis. It's a lung disease caused by the inhalation of volcanic ash
Russians generally answer the phone by saying "I'm listening."
Smokey the Bear has his own zip code 20252.
Mafia in old Arabic means "sanctuary."
The New York phone book had 22 Hitler's before WWII after;0.
7% of Americans think Elvis is still alive.
There is a town in Texas called Ding Dong.
In 1980 a Texas funeral home was listed under "frozen foods" in the phone book.
Shakespeare's daughter was illiterate.
In "Fantasia" the sorcerer's name was Yensid, Disney spelled backwards.
The liquid substance inside a young coconut can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japenese.
Teddy Roosevelt's wife and mother passed away on the same day.
Time magazine listed 1938's "man of the year" as Adolf Hitler.
About 10% of the world's population is left handed.
Some famous dyslexics; Whoopi Goldberg, Tom Cruise, Hans Christian Anderson, and Albert Einstein.
Texas was the first state to adopt lethal injection.
The FDA allows 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs for every 100 grams of peanut butter !!!!!! Yick
The white part of an egg besides being called the white is called the albumen.
The elephant is the only animal to have four knees.
The Silbo language of the Canary Islands is based solely on whistles.
Sigmund Frued had a morbid fear of ferns.
Members of the Nazi SS had their blood type tattoed on the armpit.
Taxpayers spent 57,000 dollars on gold-embossed playing cards for Air Force One.
The slit made by a saw or knife is called a kerf.
In the province of Quebec, Canada, it is illegal to display advertisements in English.
Artist Constantino Brumudi fell from the dome of the U.S. Capitol while painting a mural around the rim. He died four months later.
Elizabeth I of England suffered from anthophobia, the fear of roses.
The population of Columbia doubles every 22 years.
The U.S. Postal Service assures it's customers they will not get fat licking stamps, each stamp is 1/10 of a calorie.
It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizone.
Voltaire considered Shakespeare's works so deplorable that he referred to the Bard as "that drunken fool."
There is a disease called icthyosis that turns the skin scaly like a fish.
No one knows where Mozart is buried.
In Washington D.C., no building can be built taller than the Capitol.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
The thigh bone (tibula) is hollow.
Nero did not fiddle while Rome burned. The violin had not yet been invented.
Bhutan is the only country in the world without phone service.
Until the 1950's Tibetians disposed of dead bodies by taking the body up a hill, hacking it into little pieces and feeding the remains to the birds.
Celery has negative calories, it takes more to eat than it has to begin with.
a Nazi version of punishment in WWII was to have the condemned person lie on their back, with their eyes open forcen to watch the guillotine blade.
In Medieval England, beer was often served with breakfast.
The Swedes drink more coffee than any other people in the world.
Thomas Jefferson invented the dumbwaiter.
The word "tip," meaning gratuity, is an acronym for "To Insure Promptness"
In San Salvador, the punishment for driving drunk is death by a firing squad.
During the Civil War undertakers were addressed as "Doctor."
The Morman Leader Brigham Young had 27 wives.
Ailurophobia-The fear of cats
Androphobia-The fear of men
Apipophobia-The fear of bees
Automantonophobia-The fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, or anything that falsly represents a human being.
Hellenologophobia- The fear of complex scientific terms
Hyelophobia- The fear of glass
Lachanophobia- The fear of vegatables
Lactrophobia-The fear of doctors
Liticaphobia- The fear of lawsuits
Logizomechanophobia- The fear of computers
Metrophobia- The fear of poetry
Octophobia-The fear of the figure 8
Oenophobia- The fear of wine
Otophobia-The fear of opening one's eyes.
Peccatophobia-The fear of sinning
Pogonophobia- The fear of beards
Politicophobia- The fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Sesquipedalophobia- The fear of long words
Taphephobia-The fear of being buried alive
Xenophobia- The fear of foreigners or strangers
