I've got bad news for you!
The People's Liberation Army
As you know, smoking is a very bad habit
The People's Liberation Army
As you also know, cigarettes contain many poisons
The People's Liberation Army
© 2001 Bruce V. Bracken
As we speak, the tobacco companies
Are launching a giant ad campaign
Directed at the youth of Shanghai
Beijing, Shaanxen, and the rest of China!
Is very concerned about this!
I repeat!
The People's Liberation Army
Is very concerned about this!
Which is detrimental to the youth of China
It stains their teeth, hair and clothes
Making for very bad pictures during their forced parades!
Is very concerned about this!
I repeat!
The People's Liberation Army
Is very concerned about this!
Which are harmful to the lungs, heart and other vital organs
Which makes them unfit from harvesting
From the political dissidents we murder each year!
Is very concerned about this!
I repeat!
The People's Liberation Army
Is very concerned about this!
