Help me! I'm too free
I'll vote for the wrong man!
Help me! I'm too free
For your October plan!
Help me! I'm too free
To shut up in Philly!
Help me! I'm too free
To swallow for Billy!

Too much freedom!
Who could stand it!?
Too much freedom!
Reprimand it!
Too much freedom!
Who could stand it!?
Can you??

Help me! I'm too smart
For my double plus good!
Help me! I know too much
The forest for the wood!
Help me! I'm too well-versed
In every Amendment!
Help me! I'm too free
For your impediments!

Too much freedom!
Who could stand it!?
Too much freedom!
Reprimand it!
Too much freedom!
Who could stand it!?
Can you??

Don't ask me what I think!
Tell me, that's why I pay my dues!
I'm too busy paying for your junkets!
Save me from the freedom to choose!

Too much freedom!
Who could stand it!?
Too much freedom!
Contraband it!
Too much freedom!
Who could stand it!?
Can you??

© 1999 Bruce V. Bracken