Clocks
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't I just show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks. The guy asks, "What's up with all these clocks?" St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Pearly Gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than all of the others. He asks why? St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds up his clock." This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock hanging right in the center of the ceiling, facing downward. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with that clock?" "Oh, that," St. Peter replies: "That's Bill Clinton's clock. We decided to use it as a ceiling fan."
