Things that Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren't
10.Nuts...my shaft is bent
9.After 18 holes I can barely walk
8.You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7.Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4.Stand with you're back turned and drop it
3.My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2.Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf, but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
