How to keep a level of Sanity and Drive others Insane
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always. Then, wear them one day after your boss does. (Especially if your boss is the opposite gender.)Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.'
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and snorkel. If no one notices, ditch the snorkel and see how many fish you can catch in your mouth.
When driving colleagues around, insist on keeping your car's windshield wipers running during all weather conditions to keep 'em tuned up.
Reply to everything with, "That's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Honk and wave at strangers.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
Sing along at the opera.
Say "What?" "Never Mind" "It's gone now."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
