Bumper Stickers
Could you drive any faster if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
You're depriving some poor place of its IDIOT.
Forget world peace, visualize using your turn signal.
All men are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
I had a handle on life, but it broke.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
The more you complain, the longer you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
And the #1 bumper sticker of all time...
Honk if you want To See My Finger
