Top Ten Atheist Bumper Stickers
10. Jesus is Lard
9. Jesus Loves You (So much he wants to fuck you bloody)
8. If you're too old to believe in Santa, there's always
Christianity.
7. The Bible is such a precious and practical book...when you're out
of toilet paper!
6. Honk if you know Jesus so I can flip you off.
5. No, God is not my Co-Pilot...my car can't handle the guilt.
4. God Raped Mary and You Applauded
3. Know Jesus, no sex. No Jesus, know sex!
2. Jesus in trunk with Ex-wife
1. Apes evolved from Creationists
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