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Bumper Stickers

BUMPER STICKERS

  • "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
  • "All generalizations are false."
  • "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
  • "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
  • "Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep."
  • "Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
  • "Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
  • "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
  • "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
  • "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
  • "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."
  • "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
  • "Forget about World Peace. . . Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"
  • "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
  • "He who laughs last thinks slowest."
  • "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
  • "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
  • "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
  • "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
  • "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
  • "The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
  • "We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
  • "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
  • "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
  • "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
  • "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
  • "I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
  • "Auntie Em, Hate you; Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. --Dorothy."
  • "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
  • "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
  • "I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?"

    Submitted by: ?
    Date Added: 12/26/1996