Version 1.5
    			   The Simpsons Drinking Game
    	
    		Created and Thoroughly Tested by Joey Berner
    	       (Internet address: berner@hsomai.enet.dec.com)
    
    The Rules: 
    	1. During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times 
    		(depending on classification) for categories one through 
    		three.
    	2. Every supporting character class is divided by the number 
    		of players. Each player chooses an equal number of
    		supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their
    		characters appears on screen for the first time, 
    		even if they do not speak. 
    	   NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, 
    		 etc.) or players can choose their characters
    	3. During "The Opening" - drink once every time you see one of the
    		 following things:
    			a) The Blackboard
    			b) The Couch gag
    			c) Lisa plays her sax
    			d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
    			e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
    			f) Marge runs the stop sign
    			g) Homer screams in the driveway
    			h) The panoramic shot of Springfield
    	4. NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk
    		 are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the
    		 Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!
    
    
    Once:
    Homer says D'oh!
    Homer laughs
    Homer says "Mmmmmm...{food item}"
    Barney belches
    Marge growls
    Maggie falls
    Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!) 
     -For every credit Troy McClure lists
    
    
    Twice:
    Bart makes a crank phone call
    Any Biblical references/stab at religion
    Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
    Nelson laughs
    Homer strangles Bart
    
    
    Three times: 
    Grandpa falls asleep
    Cross dressing  - anyone
    Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you'll want a buzz, won't you?)
    Drug reference/Any character "trips" out
    * Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo
    * Moe pulls a weapon
    
    
    SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
    Level 1: (one drink)
    	Mr. Burns
    	Smithers
    	Krusty
    	Apu
    	The Bullies  - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
    	Milhouse
    	Martin
    	Mrs. Krabapple
    	Ned Flanders
    	Chief Wiggum
    	Otto	
        Grandpa Simpson
    	* Moe
    
    Level 2: (two drinks!)
    	Troy McClure 
    	Celebrity guest appearance
    	Principal Skinner
    	Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
    	Reverend Lovejoy
    	Kent Brockman
    	Ralph 
    	Santa's Little Helper
    	Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
    	Lionel Hutz
    	Nelson
    	Dr. Julius Hibbert
    	Groundskeeper Willie
    
    Level 3: (three drinks!)
    	Dr. Nick Riviera
    	Sherri & Terri
    	Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
    	Mrs. Hoover
    	Jasper
    	Rod Flanders
    	Todd Flanders
    	Snowball II
    	* Captain MacAlister 
    	* Mexican Bumblebee Man 
    	* The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21
    	* Maggie's Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21
    	* Burns Lawyer(s) 
    	
     	
    Level 4: (four drinks)
    	Sunjay - (Apu's brother)
    	Proffessor John Fink
    	Herman
    	McBain
    	Helen Lovejoy
    	Maude Flanders
    	Mrs. Winfield
    	Hitler
    	Hans Moleman
    	Richard Nixon
    	* Dr. Marvin Monroe
    	* Bill and Marty
    
    NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your "drinking habits".
    	  Any and all comments/feedback are welcome. Just send me an 
    	  e-mail message. 
    
    	  This game may be distributed to any FTP sites or public forum
    	  as long as it is produced in its entirety and with credit to
    	  the author. (Joey Berner - berner@hsomai.enet.dec.com)