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A turkey was chatting with a bull.  "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull.  "They're packed with nutrients."  
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.  The next
day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally
after a forth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.