Dear LORD,

So far today GOD, I've done all right;

I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, over-indulgent, or (and this is the most important thing) had to take a drink or mind-altering drug.

But in a few minutes, GOD, I'm getting out of this bed; and from then on I know I'm going to need a lot of help.

AMEN.