THE WEEN, MASTER OF ALL SHE SURVEYS
Meet the Ween!
This is the one and only WEEN. She belongs to my friend Jeremy's sister. Her real name is not The Ween. It is Arlene,
but Jeremy thinks The Ween suits her more. I have never personally met The Ween. I must say that that is one of my life
goals -- to meet The Ween.
The Ween is 4 years old. She enjoys playing Yahtzee. Jeremy says she is not very good at it, but she tries. One of her favorite foods
is french fries. She doesn't like alcohol, though. The Ween also likes to run around like a nuthead until she is exhausted. The Ween has recently formed her own religious cult called Poohdism. It is based upon the
idea of people giving her food she likes. BUT do not give her candy bars no matter how much she demands you to, as she is a dog and cannot have chocolate. She may threaten you with the possibility of burning in hell
for eternity, but whatever threats she makes, do not give in. Recently The Ween has made demands that I send her two hamburgers and a red beret. She has been informed that she may get the hamburgers, but she is under no
circumstances getting a beret!
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