RED DWARF VII
CAST
RIMMER..........Chris Barrie
LISTER............Craig Charles
The CAT..........Danny John Jules
KRYTEN..........Robert Llewellyn
KOCHANSKI....Chloe Annet
HOLLY.............Norman Lovett
TIKKA TO RIDE
Quickly explaining away the changes that always come with a new series, the crew onboard find they are without curry - a fact that bothers Lister. Replacing Kryten's head for a model without guilt, Dave takes the crew back to earth in search of a curry, instead ending up in Dallas, Texas, in 1965, foiling the plot on Kennedy's life.
STOKE ME A CLIPPER...(aka Natural Born Rimmers)
Ace Rimmer returns, dying, while our Rimmer begins to really doubt himself. Ace reveals that, though he's always appeared to be the same person, his part has been played by many different Rimmers from many different parallel universes, and that our Arn must don the garb and wig, and continue the legend of Ace. After a little convincing he does, and leaves the show for the most part.
OUROBOROS
Exploring a temporal rip in the cargo hold, the crew meet up with an alternate reality Dwarf team, in which Kochanski was put into stasis, and Dave Lister was revived as a hologram. During their meeting the rip tears, and the crew are separated. After a few brief accidents, Kochanski is left in our reality, stranded with a crew of hopeless smegheads. Lister is pleased.
DUCT SOUP
Unhappy onboard Starbug, Kochanski can't sleep. When invited into Lister's quarters she readily accepts, triggering the insane jealousy of Kryten, who turns the generators off to stop her having a bath. Discovering that the ship has effectively died, the crew set off through the miles of ducts to the engine room, discovering on the way that Dave Lister suffers from chronic claustrophobia.
BLUE (aka Heartache)
Given a little time for his friend's departure to sink in, Lister starts to really miss Rimmer's company and so, while the crew embark on their regular weekly games night, Kryten creates the 'Rimmer Experience', a virtual reality tour around a Rimmer tribute, complete with performances based on extracts from Rimmer's diary, and a song.
BEYOND A JOKE
A mix up over dinner makes Kryten so angry that his head explodes, along with his spare heads. Whilst on a mission scavenging the Centauri for spare mechanoid heads (the crew manage to save Kryten's memory chip), our boys encounter a rogue mechanoid and a GELF, neither of whom are friendly.
EPIDEME
While exploring a frozen planet, the crew discover a crashed ship, the residents dead with twisted expressions of agony on their faces. The body that they recover, frozen in ice, is taken to Starbug and left to thaw, before the boys discover that it's been infected with an intelligent virus that, put simply, kills people. In an attempt to kill the virus, they trap it in Lister's arm, and cut the arm of, with varied success...
NANARCHY
In an attempt to rebuild Lister's arm, the crew devise a plan with Kryten's nanobots, small robots that carry out repair work inside him. The only problem is that his nanobots deserted him years ago - hunting them down, the crew learn that those same nanobots reduced Red Dwarf to nanoscopic proportions, and hid it inside Starbug. Finally, the crew manage to reform Lister and Red Dwarf... Or do they?
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