9. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
10. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
12. It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!
13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
15. Son : How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son : Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
16. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
17. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
18. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
19. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
20. There was this lover who said that he would go through
hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
Disclaimer: This was sent to me in an e-mail...if someone knows the
original author and has documentation to prove it, I will be happy to give full
credit to the author.
