Shear Madness
aka the unkindest cut
Roy/Michael uncut
*shiver*
Roy/Michael uncut too
*sob*
Roy/Michael uncut three
*sigh*
Roy/Michael uncut again
*swoon*
Roy/Michael uncut back
and looking just like an ANGEL I might add...
*snif'*
(personal preferences)
OR
see? Shear Madness!
actually, um...okay. hmmmm...
so this is
the short of thing we can expect on Season 3 Spyboy!
Can he possibly carry this off?
this photo belongs to USA Network, see
current season cast
photos at their site
HERE
But, there you have it. Swallow hard, weep if you must, gnash your teeth, wring your hands, rend
your garment and fall prostrate on the linoleum -- it's still going to be true, so...
say a prayer for the hair, but
Le Roy est cut! Vive le Roy!
but -- Michael...will
MICHAEL be able to perform as
efficiently with short hair?
Will the former "Samurai Samuelle" be as aerodynamic when racing down Hong Kong hallways?
Will he still be able to hint at intense, buried emotion and express deep thought without tucking a tress behind his ear?
Will he be able to step up on a loading dock without looking? "Van" a guard with
the same gusto?
Rely on peripheral vision to smoothly dispatch a lunging slime?
Disable salsa club lowlifes with a one-armed
whackarooni? Seduce the gullible femme of the week?
Leap tall buildings in a single bound?
(oops, wrong "super" man...)
Tell Nikita what she wants to hear?
January 2000
And so here we are, facing the new millennium, and we pause to
take a look back at the Year of the Cut.
Though we still grieve for
the chocolate locks of own "Stone Cold Samuelle", we have
discovered, that -- unlike Samson, with his own unfortunate
lopped-dilemma, Michael's strength has grown.
While a deep human sensitivity
was uncovered by this unspeakable shearing, he
remains tough and capable
in his profession. In fact, along with those treasured
tresses, he has shed
his former reluctance, and emerged to seek love and
commitment in his personal life. We have an evolved and ardent Michael, choosing life.
His panel may contain Section's mission profiles, but his
private target is total fulfillment.
We continue to mourn the hallowed hair, but we admit
that this coif (while itself a little stiff and mousse-y)
has both softened and streamlined Section's
Best-Asset-On-Two-Mission-Pantsed-Legs.
(oh, yeah, and it seems to have done okay
for Roy, as well!)
We want it long and lovely -- but we'll
take it short and sweet, if we have to...
rhapsodize
or get hyst-hair-ical about the reality of it
here at the
SALON
If you're already grief-stricken, might as well take a
tour of the
Remembrance Centre Sites
Jurgen Has No Pulse
and
Farewell Fair Chuck
Please assume an attitude of quiet reverence upon entering
the centre
(or, pop your gum and
and do a tap dance, we don't care!)
Please click
HERE
to view some other photos of Roy sporting
short hair. See if you can stand it!
We're sweeping the hair aside
for a while and going to a shindig!
Can anybody still do the Hully-Gully? Remember the Alligator? Can your
Monkey do "the Dog"? Shake the kinks out of your Funky Chicken, put
on your go-go boots -- it's so neat to meet your baby where the action
is, at
Mick's pad!
let your backbone slip, baby!
the viewing public has spoken...
CONGRATULATIONS to Nikita (LFN)
Winner of the 1998 Chrysler's Canada's Choice
Award
at the 13th Annual Gemini Awards Broadcast Gala
click here for LFN's "acceptance speech" for their 1998 award!
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This fan appreciation site created for fun and with love,
no malice intended.
We are not affiliated with
Warner Brothers, LFN Productions, Fireworks Entertainment,
the USA Networks, or Roy Dupuis.
Most captures
borrowed from Quinn.
Many thanks also to those at
Les Ombres de Michel.
And a very special groveling thanks to a
very special someone (who needs to be nameless) for the
VERY SPECIAL large photos!
for more fun,
we recommend
Mer's Random Pieces of Madness
and
Le Comedie de LFN
If you'd like to see more of the work of Roy Dupuis,
here you go,
AMUZE yourself!
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Updated January 2000
