Oldies but Goodies

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His Name is my name too.
Whenever I go out, The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Da da da da da da da.
(repeat- each time getting softer except for the last line)

OL' TEXAS (An echo song. Well I'm not sure if the original tune is How Dry I am but it seems to work.)

I'm going to leave,
Ol' Texas now,
They've got no use,
For the longhorn cow,

They've plowed and fenced,
My cattle range,
And people there,
Are all so strange.

I'd bid adios,
To the Alamo,
And turn my back,
On Mexico.

The hard, hard ground,
Will be my bed,
And the saddle seat,
Will hold my head.

And when I wake,
Up from my dreams,
I'll eat my bread,
And my sardines.

And when I die,
Please bury me,
Under the western sky,
On the lone prairie.

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON

Puff the magic dragon,
Lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the autumn mist,
In a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper,
Loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him string and sealing wax,
And other fancy stuff.
Oh . . .

Chorus
Puff the magic dragon,
Lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the autumn mist,
In a land called Honalee,(REPEAT)

Together they would travel,
On a boat with billowed sails.
Jackie kept a lookout
On Puff's gigantic tail.
Noble kings and princes,
Would bow whene'er they came
And pirate ships would lower their flag,
When Puff roared out his name.
Oh . . .(chorus)

A dragon lives forever,
But not so little boys.
Painted wings and giant rings
Made way for other toys.
One gray night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more.
And Puff that mighty dragon,
He ceased his fearless roar.
Oh . . .(chorus)

His head was bent in sorrow,
Green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play,
Along the Cherry Lane.
Without his life-long friend,
Puff could not be brave,
So Puff the mighty dragon,
Sadly slipped into his cave.
Oh . . .(chorus)

RISE AND SHINE

The Lord said to Noah,
There's going to be a floody, floody,
The Lord said to Noah,
There's going to be a floody, floody,
Get those children,
Out of the muddy, muddy
Children of the Lord.

Chorus: So Rise and shine and give God the glory, glory,
Rise and shine and give God the glory, glory,
Rise and shine and (clap) give God the glory, glory.
Children of the Lord.

So Noah, he built them,
He built them an arky, arky,
So Noah, he built them,
He built them an arky, arky,
Built it out of hickory barky, barky.
Children of the Lord. (chorus)

The animal they came on,
They came on by two-sies, two-sies.
The animal they came on,
They came on by two-sies, two-sies.
Elephants and kangaroosies, roosies,
Children of the Lord.(chorus)

It rained and poured,
For 40 daysies, daysies,
It rained and poured,
For 40 daysies, daisies.
Almost drove those animal crazy, crazy,
Children of the Lord.(chorus)

So Noah, he sent out,
He sent out a dovey, dovey. So Noah, he sent out,
He sent out a dovey, dovey,
Out into the sky abovy, 'bovey,
Children of the Lord.(chorus)

The sun came out
And dried up the landy, landy.
The sun came out
And dried up the landy, landy
Everything was fine and dandy, dandy
Children of the Lord(chorus)

The animals they came off,
They came off by threesies, threesies.
The animals, they came off,
They came off by threesies, threesies.
They sure knew their birds and beesys, beesys
Children of the Lord.(chorus)

This is the end of,
The end of my story, story.
This is the end of,
The end of my story, story.
Everything was hunky dory, dory.
Children of the Lord

TEDDY BEARS' PICNIC

If you go down in the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was,
Will gather there for certain because,
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unaware,
And see them picnic on their holiday,
See them gaily gad about;
They love to sing and shout,
They never have any cares,
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired, little teddy.