Boom Boom Ain't it Great to be Crazy
Chorus: Boom boom, ain't it great to be Crazy? Boom boom, ain't it great to be Nuts Like Us? Silly and Foolish all day long Boom boom, ain't it great to be Crazy!
Way down south where bananas grow A flea stepped on a elephant's toe The elephant cried with tears in his eyes "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
Chorus
Way up north were there's ice and snow There was a penguin and his name was Joe He got tired of black and white So he wore pink slacks to the dance last night!
A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sat on the curbstone shooting dice The horsey slipped and fell on the flea My gosh! said the flea, there's a horsey on me!
Bought a suit of combination underwear Guaranteed not to rip or tear Wore them six months and to my consternation I couldn't get the darned thing off, I'd lost the combination!
I take a swim in my swimming pool. I jump from the board 'cause that's the rule. I hit my head on cement and mortar. Forgot to look - there was no water.
That one-eared cat who used to sit Watching Grandma rock and knit Swallowed a ball of bright red yarn, And out came kittens with red sweaters on.
If I remember correctly this was a repeat song. The chorus is however is sung in unison.
The Buzzard Song
If I had the wings of a buzzard, A buzzard Into the woods I would fly, Would fly And there I would live as a buzzard, a buzzard Until the day that I die,
Chorus: Ooo la la oo la la oo la Ooo la la oo la la la Ooo la la oo la la oo la Oooh la la ooh la la la
The next verse is the same only with wings of a pioneer (or I've also heard boots of a pioneer and off to the woods I would stomp) Verse 3: Wings of an air-o-plane
This song is to the chorus of Harrigan--So the midi doesn't fit it very well since it's the whole song
Lollipop L-O-double L-I-P-O-P spells Lollipop, (Lollipop), The only decent kind of candy (candy) The man who made it must have been a dandy (dandy) L-O-double L-I-P-O-P, you see It's a lick on a stick Guaranteed to make you sick, Lollipop for me! Oohm Plucky Plucky Oohm plucky plucky (strum a guitar throughout chorus) Oohm plucky plucky Oohm pluck pluck pluck (repeat) She sat by the river and strummed her guitar Strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar She sat by the river and strummed her guitar Strummed her guita-a-a-ar! (strum a guitar throughout verse) He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar Smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar He sat down beside hre and smoked his cigar Smoked his ciga-a-a-ar! (smoke an invisible cigar)¸ He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied, Oh, how he lied, oh, how he lied He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied, Oh, how he li-i-i-ied! (one hand up to forehead in dramatic gesture) They were to be married but somehow she died Somehow she died, somehow she died They were to be married but somehow she died Somehow she di-i-i-ied! (shrug shoulders, look innocent) He went to her funeral but just for the ride (beep beep: honk a horn) Just for the ride, just for the ride He went to her funeral but just for the ride (beep beep: honk a horn) Just for the ri-i-i-ide! He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried Laughed till he cried, laughed till he cried He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried Laughed till he cri-i-i-ied! (trace a smile on face, then tears running down cheeks, for each line) The tombstone fell over (one arm held upright, falling over) and squish squash (as if squishing a bug with your hands), he died Squish squash, he died, squish squash, he died The tombstone fell over and squish squash, he died Squish, squash, he di-i-i-ied! She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied, Flittered and flied, flittered and flied She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied, Flittered and fli-i-i-ied! (flutter arms like fairy wings) He went down below her and sizzled and fried, Sizzled and fried, sizzled and fried He went down below her and sizzled and fried, Sizzled and fri-i-i-ied! (action as if cooking bacon in a frying pan) The moral of the story is never to lie, Never to lie, never to lie The moral of the story is never to lie, Never to li-i-i-ie! (wag finger "no") Titanic Oh, they built the ship Titanic, To sail the ocean blue And they thought they had a ship That the water would ne'er go through But the good Lord raised His hand, Said the ship would never land It was sad when the great ship went down Chorus: Oh, it was sad, (so sad) It was sad (too bad) It was sad when the great ship went down To the bottom of the sea (Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives) It was sad when the great ship went down, down, down. Oh, they were not far from shore, when they heard a mighty roar And the rich refused to associate with the poor So they put them down below, Where they'd be the first to go It was sad when the great ship went down. Chorus It was the middle of the night When they hit the block of ice And they all decided that it wasn't very nice To be stuck on a boat that wouldn't even float It was sad when the great ship went down. Chorus They put the lifeboats out, On the dark and stormy sea, And the band struck up with Nearer My God to Thee Little children wept and cried, As the waves rolled o'er the side It was sad when the great ship went down Chorus The Captain stood on deck, With a teardrop in his eye As the last boat left, He waved them all goodbye He went down with the ship to the bottom of the sea It was sad when the great ship went down. Chorus Oh, the moral of this story, If you ever want to sail Is to build yourself a ship That will never ever fail. The Titanic tragedy was a mark on history. It was sad when the great ship went down Email: scout21@webtv.net
L-O-double L-I-P-O-P spells Lollipop, (Lollipop), The only decent kind of candy (candy) The man who made it must have been a dandy (dandy) L-O-double L-I-P-O-P, you see It's a lick on a stick Guaranteed to make you sick, Lollipop for me!
Oohm Plucky Plucky
Oohm plucky plucky (strum a guitar throughout chorus) Oohm plucky plucky Oohm pluck pluck pluck (repeat)
She sat by the river and strummed her guitar Strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar She sat by the river and strummed her guitar Strummed her guita-a-a-ar! (strum a guitar throughout verse)
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar Smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar He sat down beside hre and smoked his cigar Smoked his ciga-a-a-ar!
(smoke an invisible cigar)¸ He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied, Oh, how he lied, oh, how he lied He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied, Oh, how he li-i-i-ied!
(one hand up to forehead in dramatic gesture) They were to be married but somehow she died Somehow she died, somehow she died They were to be married but somehow she died Somehow she di-i-i-ied! (shrug shoulders, look innocent)
He went to her funeral but just for the ride (beep beep: honk a horn) Just for the ride, just for the ride He went to her funeral but just for the ride (beep beep: honk a horn) Just for the ri-i-i-ide! He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried Laughed till he cried, laughed till he cried
He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried Laughed till he cri-i-i-ied! (trace a smile on face, then tears running down cheeks, for each line) The tombstone fell over (one arm held upright, falling over) and squish squash (as if squishing a bug with your hands), he died Squish squash, he died, squish squash, he died The tombstone fell over and squish squash, he died Squish, squash, he di-i-i-ied!
She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied, Flittered and flied, flittered and flied She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied, Flittered and fli-i-i-ied! (flutter arms like fairy wings) He went down below her and sizzled and fried, Sizzled and fried, sizzled and fried He went down below her and sizzled and fried, Sizzled and fri-i-i-ied! (action as if cooking bacon in a frying pan)
The moral of the story is never to lie, Never to lie, never to lie The moral of the story is never to lie, Never to li-i-i-ie! (wag finger "no")
Titanic
Oh, they built the ship Titanic, To sail the ocean blue And they thought they had a ship That the water would ne'er go through But the good Lord raised His hand, Said the ship would never land It was sad when the great ship went down
Chorus: Oh, it was sad, (so sad) It was sad (too bad) It was sad when the great ship went down To the bottom of the sea (Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives) It was sad when the great ship went down, down, down.
Oh, they were not far from shore, when they heard a mighty roar And the rich refused to associate with the poor So they put them down below, Where they'd be the first to go It was sad when the great ship went down.
It was the middle of the night When they hit the block of ice And they all decided that it wasn't very nice To be stuck on a boat that wouldn't even float It was sad when the great ship went down.
They put the lifeboats out, On the dark and stormy sea, And the band struck up with Nearer My God to Thee Little children wept and cried, As the waves rolled o'er the side It was sad when the great ship went down
The Captain stood on deck, With a teardrop in his eye As the last boat left, He waved them all goodbye He went down with the ship to the bottom of the sea It was sad when the great ship went down.
Oh, the moral of this story, If you ever want to sail Is to build yourself a ship That will never ever fail. The Titanic tragedy was a mark on history. It was sad when the great ship went down
A flea stepped on a elephant's toe 
I jump from the board 'cause that's the rule.
