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So here I sit, in all my glory
Lend me an ear and I'll tell ya a story
Once had a wife, she was such a dear,
Then came the Web, and it all disappeared

Now there she sits, for hours on end
Don't care where I'm going, don't care where I've been
It could be two, or it could be nine
She really doesn't care, as long as she is online

She gets outta work and rushes home,
She comes in screaming at me, get off the phone!
Where the hell's my hug? Where is my kiss?
But she's at the computer, thats all she missed

Talking to buddies, checking the mail
All her priorities, I'm in cyber Hell!
My stomach's growling, its so unfair
No clean dishes and I'm out of underwear!

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