For anyone who lives in, or has ever lived in, that great State Of "TEXAS", a dictionary of Texonics.
- ahz-The things you see with.
- aig-Which came first, the chicken or the aig?
- arn-An electrical device used to remove wrinkles from clothes.
- awm-The opposite of awf (see lektrisy).
- bawl-What water does at 212 degrees.
- beeyuh-alcoholic beverage best consumed while fishing.
- bidness-A commercial enterprise.
- bobbycue-A delectible southern prepared meat drencehed in a fiery sauce.
- bobwar-a product which ended open ranges.
- cocola-Any form or brand of soft drink or pop besides beeyuh.
- clinics-A tissue.
- crine-Weeping.
- dawfin-A pro football team in Miami coached by Jimmy Johnson.
- daints-An event in which members of the oppoiset sex hold each other and move rhytmically.
- dayum-An expletive (in other states it's a four letter word).
- doc-A condition caused by the absence of light.
- ever-Each,as in "she been crine ever day since JJ ran off".
- far-Combustion.
- git-To acquire.
- goff-A game played with clubs and a little white ball.
- hep-A cry for assistance, as in "Hep, Hep, thats a far!"
- hoss-A large, hoofed herbivorious animal.
- lektrisy-Energy for arns, tv's and other thangs.
- liebaree-A building with thousands of books.
- nekid-To be Unclothed.
- ol-wel-A source of petroleum.
- papyu-What you write on.
- shevuhlay-A GM car.
- spearmint-What scientists do.
- stow-Place things are sold.
- tahr-A round inflatable object that you might need a tahr arn to fix if it goes flat.
- uhnurkin-Someone who lives in the USA.
- zakly-Precisely.
