JAY
This guy has been shocked by electricity more than any person I know. Very accident prone. Really, really cool person.
Slothman
I know Sloth personally. He is brother to Allyssay the Conqueror, and a groovy guy. Whatever ya do, don't give him a can of spam.
Allyssa the Conqueror
I know Allyssa personally. She goes to my school. She's one of my good friends. She's very cool. She's very, very crazy.
Etherblade
I know guys suck, but Et rawks on...even if he IS a guy. When I take over the world, I think I'll let him live. Keep that monkey's rump shakin'.
LOD
LOD is my favorite Swedish meatball. He cracks me up. He's kewl...even if he IS an old coot (hehehe nah...he's only 20).
halfbaked
half is the official mime of ICE. He's also a great hugger. And he does a pretty good LEENA/EPIPHANY immitation. He almost had ME wondering who the real me was.
stardust
Always on glue. Subtitutes glue for prozac. Likes Gadget and his hatchet.
Kodie
Another PCSer. (They're everywhere damnit!) My fellow hatchet keeper. She cracks me up. She kicks butt.
zipper
zippa is one crazy motha--SHUT YOUR MOUTH! But I'm only talking about zippa. zippa rawks the blue monkey's butt. All I have to say is "OSCAR!".
DEATH
The reaper of wayward souls. Really nice guy. Thinks I'm nutz. Very smart.
Melissa
Used to have this wacky obsession with Kevin Spacey. Melissa is now obsessed with French Stewart
Chris
Loves rocking back and forth while staring blankly at survaliance cameras and televisions on display. Really loves harassing people. Awesome guy.
Kelly
Likes to sing off-key all the time. She prefers songs from musicals, and especially Evita. Smelly-belly Kelly. She's cool.
JoDee
Has a really cool Princess Leia hairdo. She adores frogs and despises confrontation. Very nifty.
Sherry
Likes to tell embarrasing "...and I peed in my pants in front of everyone..." stories. Also enjoys doing SNL cheers in crowded restaurants. She's a doll.
Rob
Head of the Dole-Pimp campaign. Likes his sausage to be dipped in orange juice. Extra on Wishbone <"What's the story, Wishbone?"> Cool guy.
Greg
Looks exactly like the guy Shaggy off of Scooby Doo. Smelly guy. Hates when I say smelly.
Laurie
Likes toy guns. Likes having pictures taken with toy guns. Likes to be called Sundance. Really awesome.
Jonathan
Play fights a lot. Lets me punch him really, really hard on the arm. He punches really, really hard on my arm. Very cool guy.
Gala
The one and only member of the A,S,S,S, She's one of the sweetest people I know. Even though she is the Anti-Summer Sausage Sister Gang
Mashel aka Fox
I'm not just adding this girl cuz she told me to (read guestbook). I'm also adding her cuz she raaawks. She's the one who tells people all my embarrasing secrets (like me being a stripper at Club Legends...he he he...SHE'S KIDDING PEOPLE) and likes to help me make fun of retards like a certain ever so hated biatch that we shall call Naucious Harrammi (no that's not her real name...but it rhymes...). She's cool...even if she DOES use AOL.