Escape a DWI Rap Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a police car appear in the driver's rear-view mirror. "Don't worry!" says the driver to his friend, "Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly."
"First thing we got to do is peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Now shove all of the bottles under the front seat! And let me do all the talking!"
They pull over to the side the road and the cop walks up to the car. He shines his flash light into the car and looks at the two drunks.
"Have you been drinking?" he asks them.
"Oh No Sir," replies the driver.
"I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you sure you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks.
"Oh No Sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight."
"Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?"
"That's easy Officer," says the drunk.
"You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the patch!"
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