Women's Snappy Comebacks
The male pickup line..we've all had to deal with them.
Well how
about trying one of these out the next time
you have to fend off unwelcome advances.
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: Unfertilized!
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason."
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Hope the ladies got a few laughs out of these, and
for any men
who happened to read this...remember respect will get you a lot further
than lines.
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