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Ah, here we go:

"Power to get wealth". That's what it says. It's so refreshing to find a Christ-based church that encourages its followers to get money. I remember going to Catholic schools and learning that people should give up the need for material possessions and turn their lives to God. That always seemed so passe. Now, this is a church. Love God and Get Money. That's a dogma I can subscribe to.

So, what do these people have to say?

E.S. from Maryland had cancer and was healed, and then someone else died, and she got her stuff. Way to go, Jesus! I wish someone I knew would die so I could have their stuff.

Looks like another E.S. from New Jersey was also healed and got money. Maybe I should change my initials.

R.A.S. from Florida was an addict, and now he/she's healed, too! Wait. He/She didn't get money. Never mind.

K.M. from Florida was also sick, and he/she got this letter out of the blue, too. Holy shit on a cracker!

Mrs. R.W. from Pennsylvania asked for a house, and she got a triplex! That's three three three houses in one! And it's all for her. That's so touching.

And look. Down toward the bottom of the page, it has a Bible verse. It's the one they keep referencing in the letter. Let's all read it, shall we?

My God shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Jesus Christ.

See that, all you negative Nancies? It says right there. Riches. You can't deny the Bible. It says Riches. "God will supply all... riches" So ha! Stick tht in your pipe and smoke it!

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