"It ranged all over. They were both masters."
As promised, here is the article on the great duel between Dave and Paco. For those of you who don't know, here's what happened:
Paco challenged Dave to a duel with Wiffleball bats. They couldn't find any, so they got some PVC piping and wrapped it in foam rubber and duct tape.
The duel took place outside George's house. The rules were simple. In order to lose, you had to either lose your stick for 10 seconds or have both feet off the grass. If you attacked without using your stick, the duel started over.
With Trent as his trainer and coach, Paco prepares his stick.
Dave prepares his stick with the help of Emily (who was didn't fit in the picture, but I assure you, she was there.)
Paco prepares mentally for battle.
Dave tries to look threatening. It'd work more if he wasn't so darn cute!
Dave attacks without his stick...
...and pins Paco. This isn't wrestling, Dave.
So, they start again.
Paco poses like a manly man.
Even though he won, Dave just wasn't very dramatic. Not that that's a bad thing.
Afterwards, Dave took a much deserved nap.