Judge Dredd, starring Sylvester (Sly) Stallone (a.k.a. Rambo, Rocky, Judge Dredd, etc.) and Deuce Bigelow. I asked Trent if Deuce dies, and he said yes, so I agreed to watch it. Damn you Trent! You tricked me! In the Future, Stallone still sucks. Anyway, what happens is this: Rocky, the world famous judge (meaning all-powerful law enforcement officer) gets framed for murder, but escapes and ends up with Deuce getting captured by some inbred redneck cannibals. In the Future, only inbred redneck cannibals believe in God. Well, they escape the cannibals by sneaking up behind them. In the Future, no one turns around. There's a big speeder bike ripoff scene which is resolved when one of them crashes into a building, causing 7 stories to explode. In the future, all buidings are made of C4. Rambo redeems himself, Deuce survives, and they defeat the gooey frozen clones. In the Future, they breed humans with popsicles. This was an awful awful movie.