Either you're new here, or you're a completist who hasn't seen this part yet. Either way, there's a few things you should know:
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Updates: I don't update regularly, but I tend to do it frequently. Usually, it's something small, like a Ramble. Usually, when I do an update, I will put a little 
or 
graphic next to the section I do. On the off chance that I update two days in a row, I leave the graphics from the previous day up, for the benefit of those who may have missed it.
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Fuffy T: Yes, Fuffy T is a real cat, and yes, Wil Wheaton did grant him an interview. Fuffy T is grey and somewhat obnoxious. He updates his noos page every Friday. He has new horsocopes avery first Friday of the month. Other special features include Rainy Day Fun, Gardening Tips, Exclusive Immerviews, and FTN Sports. FTN Sports is written by my brother. Fuffy's interests include Robert Smith of The Cure, Jaws (and sharks, in general), Outer Space, and Kelly Osbourne.
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Personal Ramblings: This is sort of an online diary for me. Everything is I post stays as is. I don't go back and edit it (unless it's just a coding problem). Some things I'll say out of anger, frustration, or whatever. My views are always subject to change. I also tend to swear a bit, so if you're a young 'un, you may want to avoid it. Actually, you may want to avoid it even if you don't know me, since it will bore you.
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Personal Information: I'm married. I go to college, where I also work in the computer labs. I also have friends and relatives that I refer to by name. Should you feel compelled to email me, my address is paracho@yahoo.com.
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Movie Reviews: Every movie I review has a rating, and, as such, every review you read should keep that rating in mind. If it's a PG movie, I keep the rating PG. If it's an R movie, the review may be R as well. Yes, I have reviewed some NC-17 movies.
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Personal Links: This isn't really even part of the site. It's just a list of places I regularly visit. So, unless I frequently visit your site, it's not getting a link.
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The Boards: This is my bulletin board. It's actually just a forum for a bunch of people I know. You're welcome to post and stuff.
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Ram Man: This is Ram Man: 
. He appears at the bottom of each page. Clicking on Ram Man will take you to the front page.