Ok, so there's these surfers and they're Nazis, and they terrorize the beach. They kill a guy because he's black, so his mom comes after them for revenge. The end.
I swear, this movie could not hold my attention. It was dull. Desperately dull. About an hour into it, I was trying to find one good thing to say about it, and the best I could come up with is this: It's a series of images that, when flashed across a screen in the proper order, give the illusion of movement. Robo Vampire was painful, but at least it was funny at times. This was just painful. I got up about halfway through it to make some chicken wings. I had been watching The Weakest Link earlier that night, and I recalled seeing an advert for KFC's spicy BBQ chicken strips. A serious hankering followed, and, after watching this movie a bit, I decided to make some chicken wings. Usually, I make spicy buffalo wings, but I didn't have any buffalo wing sauce, and the hankering was for BBQ anyway. So, as promised, here's the recipe:
Utensils:
1 oven with a broiler
1 cookie sheet (why do they call it that?)
1 oven mitt
1 pair of tongs
1 bowl
1 stirring device (I used a spatula)
1 plate (or another bowl)
5-10 napkins
1 beverage
1 chair
1 table (or other suitable surface)
1 garbage can
Ingredients:
12 chicken wings
About 1/3 bottle of generic, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, everyday, boring barbecue sauce
3 tsp hot chili sauce (more or less)
2 tbsp honey
1. Preheat the oven to 400 on broil.
2. Place the chicken wings on the cookie sheet and put it into the oven for 15
minutes.
3. While this is cooking, put the barbecue sauce in the bowl.
4. Add the chili sauce. (It doesn't have to be 3 tsp. I used three different different
ones: Jamaican Hell Fire, some kind made with beer, and this really good Chinese
chili sauce that comes in a clear plastic bottle with a green cap. It all depends on
how hot you want it.)
5. Add the honey.
6. Stir the sauce mixture.
7. Place the napkins and the beverage on a table or other suitable surface.
8. If it's not already there, place a chair by the table in such a manner that the chair
faces the table.
9. When the timer goes off, using the oven mitt,take the chicken wings and the
cookie sheet out of the oven.
10. It will be hot, so, using the tongs, dip each wing into the sauce mixture and fully
coat it with sauce.
11. Return the wings to the cookie sheet.
12. Once all the wings have sauce on them, put the cookie sheet back in the oven for
about 10 minutes.
13. When the timer goes off, using the oven mitt remove the chicken wing-laden
cookie sheet.
14. Using the tongs, place the chicken wings on a plate or in a bowl.
15. Drizzle any remaing sauce mixture over the chicken wings.
16. Take the chicken wings over to the table, and set them down.
17. Sit down in the chair.
18. Using your fingers, hold the chicken wings up to your mouth and eat the meat.
(Note: eat only one at a time, and remember that there will be bones. Make sure
you eat around them.)
19. Drink your beverage as needed.
20. Wipe your hands on the napkins as needed.
21. Once you are finished eating the chicken wings, there will be bones left over.
Dump the bones in the garbage can.