Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

Some guy in the future has taste in music, and Wyld Stallyns isn't his cup of tea, and he really doesn't think it's such a great idea for an entire society to be based on them.So, he builds a couple evil Bill and Ted robots to kill the real Bill and Ted before the Battle of the Bands, where Wyld Stallyns are supposed to get their big break (although they still suck) The Robots meet up with the real Bill and Ted and throw them off a mountain, which kills them. Unfortunately, their ghosts are still around, and they meet the Death. Death says that he will challenge them to a game, and if they win, they can go back, but if Death wins, they go to hell. Bill and Ted run away from Death and go to hell. Afte a bit of enduring, they agree to Death's terms. The play Battleship and win, but Death decides best two out of three. So, they play Twister and Win, and Death says 3 out of 5, so they play another game (I forgot which) and win. Death concedes and offers to bring them back to life, and they let Death tag along. But first, they need to find someone to build good robots to kill the bad ones, so they go to heaven and get the smartest being who ever existed (named Station). Station buids the robots, and they make it to the Battle of the Bands. They kill off the bad robots and beat the bad guy from the future, but they still suck. Fortunately for them, George Carlin is there with a time machine, so Bill and Ted get 17 months of intense guitar training and come back to the stage and win.

This movie was worse than the first one. The jokes weren't funny. It was ll contrived. It's no wonder I wasn't interested when it first came out. I was right then, and I'm right now. Bill and Ted suck.