Tromeo and Juliet

It's the classic love story brought to us by Troma Entertainment. You all know the story of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare, only Juliet is a lipstick lesbian who's never been with a man, and Tromeo is, well, a big dork. This movie was crude and offensive, but it had its own naive charm. The film featured several interesting additions and interpretations of Shakespeare's classic tale, including Tromeo dressed as a cow, children playing catch with a disembodied head, a woman getting her nipple pierced, and a 3 foot penis monster.

It also contains the line, "What light from yonder plexiglass breaks?"

The movie doesn't end quite the same as the play, however. If you recall, Shakespeare wrote the story with Romeo and Juliet killing themselves in the end because they could never be together in life. Well, in this one, they kill Juliet's dad, find out that they're reallybrother and sister, get married, and have kids.

The movie, as a whole, isn't really worth mentioning. It's the kind of thing you'd have to see at least once if you're like me, which most of you aren't.