Wow.
This movie involves vampire lesbians terrorizing some place in England. I didn't really catch much of what was going of, because the sound was so bad. In fact, if you'll allow me to go off on a bit of a tangent here...
This is supposed to be a horror movie. Movies are, by their very nature, visual media. They are supposed to tell a story visually. Some do so more than others, and that's ok, but it's been my experience that it's possible to follow a film pretty well without any sound. Take The Wicker Man, for example. That was a fabulous movie. When I watched it, the sound on the tape was horrible. It was an old tape. Nevertheless, I was able to follow the story and discern what was going on. Even without sound, the movie immersed me. Now, take Witchcraft X. Same circumstances, different outcome. Here we have what is supposed to be a horror movie, and yet the movie portrays no real horror. Granted, I wasn't expecting something as profoundly moving as The Wicker Man, but I did expect something that wouldn't destroy brain cells. I hope that the dialogue in this film improves the crap I watched for an hour and a half. Otherwise, the real horror is the movie itself.