I'm sure you've all seen Armageddon. Well I'm assuming and sometimes that makes an ass out of U and Me. Anyway we went to see Armageddon and as most of you know I have an abnormally deep voice. Fast forward to the scene where there about to get on the shuttles, and Ben Affleck starts singing "Leaving on A Jet Plane" and then the big black guy Bear starts to sing along bassin his big ass off. I can sing just like with out any effort but I'm white which would make me "Polar Bear" Pretty much everybody here knows me as that, if they don't know me as Jon. LOL

Crucial Props

• First of all, much props out to everyone who visits my page (and signs the guestbook) mucho thanks for dropping by

• Props out to Dave for makin his homepage, and givin me somthin to do these last few months of school

• Super Mega Props out to Josh for hookin me up with all the cool shyt to make my page all that much better, your the man

• Big Props out to Steve for downloading shyt loads of MP3's so I got some jams to listen to while I'm workin on this crap

• Props to my mom, for takin care of my stupid ass and feedin me when I bug her enough

• Props out to Trey for being entirely too smart, and offering to hook me up math tutoring for free this summer cause Im so frickin brainless with that crap

• Props to Lindsey for bein the President of the Shirley Manson Compulsive Masturbators Club (SMCMC)

• Props to Aubrey for being a feminazi LOL just kidding...but ya get props anyway

• And finally props out to me for bein so fruckin cool that nobody cares.

The Other Stuff

MUSIC --- Wet your musical palate here
SPORTS --- Football, Baseball, Hockey
STORIES --- List of all the ignorant stuff I've managed to pull off
PICTURES --- This is obvious
ALCOHOL --- Beer, Liqour, Recipes
SUPER CHICKEN ---- My shrine to the greatest cartoon of all time
OTHER STUFF --- Well the name says it all....
WRESTLING NEWS --- WWF, WCW, ECW
MY INFO --- All about me
HOOKUP --- Links to all my friends homepages