The Top Ten Things People Think About While Singing a Hymn10. The pot roast.9. What does pastor wear under robes? 8. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note? 7. 90 minutes till kickoff. 6. Did I turn off the curling iron? 5. The likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head. 4. How many people have lost more hair than I have? 3. How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it? 2. Are there doughnuts at fellowship? 1. How many more verses? Heavenly Top Ten Back to Christian Poetry
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