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You Might Be Worshiping Another God

You've heard of "You Might Be A Redneck". Well, I call this "You Might Be Worshiping Another God". I hope you enjoy it!
God bless you.
Jay Parr

If an activity habitually keeps you away from church then you might be worshiping another God

If you read the fishing report more than you do the Bible you might be worshipping another God

If you break into a feverous sweat and go into football DT's when the preacher says at 11:50 today's sermon will go a little long you might be worshipping another God

If you still wear the same crucifix from the third grade and for that matter have never taken it off or said a prayer with out rubbing it the exact way three times you might be worshipping another God

If you bring your favorite novel to church and read it during the breaks you might be worshipping another God

If you sleep that extra ten minutes because even if you are late they only do that music stuff at the first of the service you might be worshipping another God

If you believe "If God makes everything, He must make money, so why does he need mine when all He has to do is make some more" you might be worshipping another God

If you circle the church supper and lunch dates in red ink as cannot miss dates you might be worshipping another God

If your last prayer was please help me win the lottery you might be worshipping another God

If you figure that your seat should be reserved for you and get mad when a visitor is in it you might be worshipping another God

If God's Word makes you feel as if everyone is ganging up on you, you might be worshipping another God

Jay Parr

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