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The old double negative

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Market share and share alike

The five commercials that (allegedly) aired during the Lewinsky/Walters interview

5. Victoria's Secret lingerie.

4. Burger King -- featuring the song "It's My Party, and I'll Cry if I Want To."

3. Oral-B Deluxe.

2. A promo for the TV movie Cleopatra, with the following voice-over: "When she was only 20, she seduced the most powerful leader in the world."

1. Maytag's Neptune washing machine -- "It actually has the power to remove stains!"

The old double negative

The old double negative

The old double negative

The old double negative

The old double negative

The old double negative

The old double negative

The old double negative