The Aftermath of Luv

It is not recommended that you try this at home.

• Helen: Why the sugar, exactly?
• Santos: Because I thought that powdered sugar would make them taste better.
• Helen: You were actually eating them?
• Santos: Kinda...not really. But I mean, if I were eating them, I'd think that powdered sugar would help. So they'd be...you know...sweet hearts...
• Helen: *gag reflex*

Isn't it awesome when you have friends who'll embarrass themselves for the sake of your website? I'm so lucky.

What Santos is doing here, essentially, is nibbling on paper hearts. Because, you know, when someone breaks your heart, that's all you want to do. Nibble on paper hearts.

Think about it. Paper is both high in fiber and low in calories. When you dress it up a little with powdered sugar and a glass of water, it becomes the ultimate breakup treat. It's a miracle that Little Debbie hasn't latched onto this yet.

Photo and concept by Santos Gaitan. You can visit his website here.