"It's sooo scary, but now I think I have an inborn fear of pink. However, if I view it a certain way, it is very funny...with [my] eyes closed, or if I pretend I'm colorblind." --Stephanie L., 2-1-02

"Why is there so much Santos? It's...almost frightening." --Santos G., 2-1-02

"Helen, is g-book for gangster book or god book? Should I be worried about signing it?" --Curtis L., 2-1-02

"Okay, I'm looking at it now, and I'm frightened." --Jeremiah H., 2-1-02

"I went to your website today. Very nice! It's very heartsy!" --Alice C., 2-1-02

"Helen, your page now is just so darn hokey; it's not even funny. I have to admit I'm jealous. But oh well, enough about me. How has your day been? Mine was fine." --Susan L., 2-2-02

"Not pink enough! But definitely entertaining in a sicko kind of way. I liked it more than hatsofmeat.com." --Evelyn L., 2-9-02

"I checked out your website and like the hearts. I think it was a bold statement on the disillusionment of American teens with the empty promises and emotions embodied in the February 14 thing. Just kidding. I liked it, though." --Victor B., 2-16-02

"Haven't had a chance to look at it extensively, but I love what I see!" --Dr. Poehlmann, 2-20-02