For Breakfast

Here are our good buddies Darryl and Bob (Psst...you've been reading over two years' worth of writing about them now!) posing for a breakfast photo. Darryl is the one in back. He's actually kind of a grouch in the morning, so I was pretty lucky to get this shot. We see that Darryl and Bob are, in fact, part of a complete breakfast. Complete breakfasts also include Kellogg's Corn Flakes, Planters Peanuts, Dairy Glen Milk, Citrus Cooler Gatorade, Chiquita bananas, and grapefruits grown in my backyard. Naturally, complete breakfasts must be eaten in front of one's bedroom window, preferably with morning sunlight streaming through. And the only reason I was up at 10:55 a.m. on this particular Sunday was because I was supposed to be at work by 11.