Owner: You've got to help me, Doc. My horse is starting to believe he's a pretzel.
Vet: Well, I'll see if I can straighten him out.
Owner:
Doctor, can you help my horse out?
Vet:
Certainly, which way did he come in?
Owner:
Doctor, my horse swallowed a roll of film.
Vet:
Lets hope nothing develops.
Owner:
Doctor, my horse has swallowed a spoon!
Vet:
Make him lie down and not stir.
Owner:
Doctor, my horse thinks its a bird.
Vet:
Have it perch over there and I'll tweet it in a moment.
Vet Assistant:
How is the horse who swallowed the half dollar?
Vet:
No change yet.
Vet:
This horse only has to pay 1 quarter of the bill.
Assistant:
I don't understand.
Vet:
He's a Quarter Horse!
Submitted by: Deb Elsbernd
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